Zoo Brew

Ever sipped casually on a black IPA next to Bengal tiger? I have. Jealous? Probably. Was I scared? Of course not, because there was what I hope was bulletproof class separating the inch of space between the striped beast and myself, but most likely it was because of the 20+ craft breweries, a 4 oz. mug, and unlimited beer and food samples. It was Zoo Brew and it was an unparalleled drinking experience that took place AT A ZOO. Whaaaat? Yep. A zoo. Why I just recently heard about this and why I just experienced it is beyond me, but it was nonetheless and nevertheless worth it, if not just for seeing two tortoises [cough] making the beast with two shells, or getting inches away from a peacock I named Jeremy who had a particularly sharp beak and a complete disregard for our presence. My mom, who DD'd, was actually wearing a Vera Bradley-esque paisley print shirt that I can only assume caused confusion for the peacock, allowing her to get closest to the Jeremy without her even registering his presence. Are peacocks aggressive? I have no idea. On to the next booth. I see beer being filtered through fresh watermelon next to the red panda exhibit. OUT OF MY WAY!